The Funs of Drunken Gaming
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We have a beer bottle as our logo, and we’ve realized we actually haven’t been too much fun; we’re caught up in news and events, we forgot to give you some dosage of what’s leet in the world. So, before the weekend we’d like to highlight some of the affects of going wild and gaming drunk. We’ve asked some friends over at ThatVideoGameBlog, about their wacky experiences. We even have have one of our own, sadly.
So you’ve been hanging out at your favorite joint, or at a friends barbeque when you have some drinks and later stumble upon the damned Xbox 360. You say to yourself “Asdfhjek!” which everyone knows is caveman talk for “I want to play some Duty 4.” You begin to play, having immense fun and awkward conversations with other players through your communicator. You look at your ridiculous score, 3 to 20. Oops. It was fun, even though “you end up with a .05 kill/death ratio.” Thanks, Mike Wehner.
You finish your Call of Duty game, and want to include your friends. You go over to the Nintendo Wii that magically appeared, and pop in Super Smash Bros. and invite your buddy to play against you. He is also notably intoxicated. On goes the Wii and you begin playing, its rough. “This game… too fast!” is motioned to your buddy. He can’t hear you, there is beer clogged in his ears. He falls off the map and dies. You can’t play this game. Thanks, Matthew Razak.
Another friend walks by and you ask him to try playing some Super Smash. He looks at you funny and mumbles something inaudible. Damn him. He told you to run off to AA. You don’t have a problem. Thanks, Thom Dinsdale. By this time, you’ve already popped in Halo 3. You are retardedly intoxicated. It doesn’t work on the Wii. Fumbling for the Xbox 360, it is inserted successfully after dropping the disc.
You join some of your friends on Xbox Live, and start up an MLG playlist. Terrible; you are in the negatives. Your team hates you for all of those betrayals. They are your friends, so they don’t eject you from the game. You’re quite funny slurring your “war stories.” Enough is enough, you’re better than this! In a slight attempt to turn the game around, you have a moment of greatness and pick up the sniper rifle. Running around like a madman, 4 players are now in the scope. You take them all; headshot! Thanks, my college roommate.
You decide its time to end the night and make your way to the floor. If you enjoyed this piece, please subscribe to our RSS feed, or find us on Facebook! Alternatively, just keep checking back, we have great stuff to check out every day. Also, be sure to check out our friends over at ThatVideoGameBlog.com.
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